Poem by Luanne:
This Thursday morning at Butt Camp,
We were missing some of the regular crew;
Karens and Kelsey and Courtney and Michelle -
Where in the hoo-ha were you?
Sure, Karen has a poor bum back,
And Michelle probably had to work;
But as for the rest of you sleepy slim slackers,
Why today did you decide to shirk?
Just so show what you happily(?) missed,
Here's my brief recap:
We crunched and we lifted and we sweated,
And we ran (or ambled) for many a lap.
At the end Josh brought out the basketballs,
And you KNOW how he delights in our game;
Poor Tracy and Gloria had a teammate
Whose efforts were totally so lame.
We lost by a landslide to those other girls
Who were drafted by the WNBA;
You slackers just better be there tomorrow,
And that is all that I have to say!!
That was yesterday, but most of us made it out this morning:
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